i miss our regular seattle overcast summers. all my pictures look so washed out with all this damn sunshine. at least it hides my self-diagnosed double chin. i swear it's there!i think nicole and i spent an hour musing on "steve" and how happy they make us. aren't they vomit inducingly adorable?
i almost quit my job today because of a nasty customer. she flipped out because i asked her to sign in for her service, just like every other customer. old snatch had a cow and started questioning my motives! she loudly proclaimed us to be outside of our rights and proceeded to berate me over every blank line asking for her info on the form. it was all i could do to keep from spitting in her face and screaming some addison dewitt-esque degradation at her before grabbing my purse and departing for good.
"You're too short for that gesture. Besides, it went out with Mrs. Fiske. "i willed my blood to cease boiling and finally stared at her with pure hatred and self-restraint and said, "i just work here." god, that took so much to hold it all back. bitch.
bottom line: it's hard to be menacing and condescending when wearing a purple terry cloth romper and bat headdress. i really gotta rethink my wardrobe.
just a week and a half* till i exhume myself from my plathian depression and isolation to go to automne's wedding. sasha - we're SO gonna have a slumber party afterwards! i'm so excited, just like jessie spanno!* correction - TWO weeks! got a bit ahead of myself there!
peek!
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They make me throw up in my mouth a little.. the whole-while, smiling like a giddy school girl! LOVE YA girl.. You AND your bat headdress!
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