drunk is the new black

dude, where's my nose?

this is janice. she mistook sleeping pills for vitamin c and washed them down with champagne. sorry lady, we're not buying it.

if all the celebs are doing it, it must be cool.
so j-dick's pretty much confirmed as a new was-been and all, but wino and lilo are still redeemable, right?

and if their success is any measure of what can be accomplished under the influence, then pass me the bottle.in the spirit of getting my career going, dead kitty and i tried a little porch scootchin' last night.
it was all with the best of intentions, of course.

i'm all for scientific research. that's truly what this was. i swear!

hypothesis:

getting schnockered is a prerequisite for success.

research materials:

one suitcase of pbr

one large bottle of framboise lambic

one drinking buddy

one camera

twitter

results:

drinking buddy passed out after one swig (maybe a dead cat doll wasn't the best buddy in this case)

four horrible pictures

six stupid tweets with spelling and grammatical errors

one killer headache

one broken porcelain vase

intense sense of ennui

conclusion:

getting schnockered is a result of success as opposed to a prerequisite

yeah, i think i actually knew that before i started the experiment but i was very very bored and lethargic. next time i'll try sewing or painting or writing.

no, i'm not goth, just dressed for work. all black all the time. blah.

vintage lilli ann ruffle dress:ladygrungevintage.etsy.com
corset belt: target
old pocketwatch as necklace
liquor tage necklace
black tights: target
clunky shoes: hot topic