i hate valentines day. i have never in my life had a good one. EVER. i think it's a mean sadistic holiday that makes single people feel like shit. when you hate a single day as much as this, the best thing to do is forget to wake up for it. i'm gonna take some sleeping pills and listen to aimee mann til i pass out. here are some valentines for all you lovely readers. i'll be me again tomorrow.
oh, and if you're thinking about sending out one of those dumb ass group text messages to everyone on your phone saying "happy heart day!" or some other stupid crap like that, DON'T send one to ME!!! it's just mean.
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Awww, Susie. I'll let you know when it's safe to come out.
You know, you look so much like one of those beautiful Valentine girls from the 1930's that I can't even comprehend why you don't have a million suitors knocking at your door and battling your cats for your attention.
Maybe you do. All that racket would make me hate Valentine's Day, too.
Regardless, Happy Saturday the 14th to you. Hey, wasn't Saturday the 14th a horror/comedy (or as I like to say, hormedy) from the 80's? I remember there were eyes in a coffee cup or something. Anyway, that's really what today is about.
Hormedy.
saturday the 14th! oh my god, yes!!!! i remember watching it on showtime as a kid! it was from 1981. now i gotta watch it again. did you know jeffrey "no touching!" tambor was in it? thank god for imdb.com.
if you could just find me the guy who thinks i look like a 1930s valentine girl, maybe i could finally get laid or get a free dinner or something.
another weird susie quirk - when i'm really poor, i post a personal on craigslist and go out to dinner with any guy who'll pay the tab. is that bad? i've been doing it off an on for 6 years.
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