i joked that today i wore my 80s soap star dress. isn't it stunning? it's a victor costa for neiman marcus that i snatched up from lady grunge vintique along with my fabu lilli ann accordian pleat dress.these two girls were riding the batmobile this morning. they were old enough to know better than to stand on it but they did anyways. "no standing in the batmobile, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASSSE!" i screamed at them two seperate times, images of the snotty bitches crashing through the plate glass window, fountains of horror flick blood spurting from their severed arteries, using their last breath to voice regret kept running through my head. hey, it is friday the 13th after all!
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k in the pain and regret department but one of them did something sick: she climbed up onto batman's shoulders, wrapped her eight year-old thighs around his head, shoved her crotch in his face, threw her head back and "rode" batman, convulsing like elizabeth berkely in the swimming pool scene from "showgirls." did mom or mom's friend say anything? of course not. i, however, had to hide in the kitchen, shrieking with laughter. i also sent the cooks and dishwasher out to laugh at her as well. i wanted to take a picture but got scared that mom would finally notice something besides herself and bitch me out for documenting such a moment. where do these people come from anyway?
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k in the pain and regret department but one of them did something sick: she climbed up onto batman's shoulders, wrapped her eight year-old thighs around his head, shoved her crotch in his face, threw her head back and "rode" batman, convulsing like elizabeth berkely in the swimming pool scene from "showgirls." did mom or mom's friend say anything? of course not. i, however, had to hide in the kitchen, shrieking with laughter. i also sent the cooks and dishwasher out to laugh at her as well. i wanted to take a picture but got scared that mom would finally notice something besides herself and bitch me out for documenting such a moment. where do these people come from anyway?
i washed batman's face with bleach water when they left. the whole incident did inspire me to imitate tawny kitaen from the "here i go again on my own" video for my daily picture. check me out!
i was bringing a hot chocolate out for kalilah's table and as she passed me, she said,"it's for the orange girl." i assumed she meant someone wearing orange. nope, i got to the table and gave it to the girl who looked like she'd bath
ed in cheap self-tanner and bronzer. total oompa loompa pallor. she said thank you. she's got manners even if she doesn't have a mirror.
ed in cheap self-tanner and bronzer. total oompa loompa pallor. she said thank you. she's got manners even if she doesn't have a mirror.vintage black illusion lace victor costa for neimans dress: ladygrungevintique.etsy.com
feather fascinator: made by me
masonic pocketknife necklace: mmefortuna.etsy.com
black tights: dkny
burgundy boots: frye
2 comments:
Um, ewwwwwwwww. WTF?! Oh honey, is it a full moon or something b/c people seem to be buggin' more than usual...
And geez, you look mighty fierce in that outfit, darling.
Love and hugs always...
let's hope we didn't get the double whammy of full moon AND friday the 13th! that little girl "riding" batman really really bugged me. how could her mother let her do that? the whole restaurant was shocked but also amused at how sad the act was. weird weird people!!!
i miss your blogging!!!! love and hugs for you!
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